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Tuesday, May 20, 2003

Turning points

Geesh. To the droves of people who came here today looking for pranks to play, if you see this, here's some advice: Don't do it! The moment of hilarity isn't worth it. This is a turning point in your life. Don't make a wrong turn.

The kid I mentioned that did the streaking all those years ago, made a wrong turn. After that, he was arrested and expelled for the rest of the year. He didn't graduate. I saw him for the first time since then about five years ago. Needless to say, he's a major fuck-up. I'm not saying he wouldn't have ended up the same way had he not streaked. But, it may have been his turning point.

The other kid I mentioned that put me up to pulling a prank also made a wrong turn. He got expelled, but not for that. He dropped out of school, turned to a life of crime, and spent the rest of his life in and out of prison where he finally died at a young age.

Just think and have fun without being stupid. There.

Posted by Marie at May 20, 2003 10:20 PM