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Wednesday, August 27, 2003

Consistency is the key to blowing it big time

It has recently come to my attention that I have been doing one of my regular very important duties incorrectly since I started working here. In my own defense, I must state that every time I did this particular duty, it felt like I was doing it incorrectly. Even though I had a notion that I was doing this very important duty incorrectly, and since time is of the essence around this place, I continued doing it incorrectly.

The person who brought this to my attention doesn’t realize the magnitude of the situation I’ve created with my consistency. Yet.

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Posted by Marie at August 27, 2003 3:42 PM