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Thursday, September 04, 2003

Something about Mary Carey

Actually, a couple somethings:

1. She's running for governor of California. Or, at least she was at some point. (Who can keep track any more?)

2. She can spell gubernatorial.

3. She has an eight point platform.

4. She wears platform shoes.

5. Number 4 on her platform reads:

If Iím elected Governor, I will wire the Governorís Mansion with live web cams in every room. We will create a pay site, and all money collected will go toward reducing the deficit. Californians will get to see their government in action - literally! (Also, we will have people from around the globe helping to pay off our debt, so it doesnít all fall on the shoulders of Californians.)

What a terrific idea. We could do something like that in Illinois if someone actually lived in our governor's mansion. Imagine our deficit going down by the billions as throngs of web surfers pay to see G-Rod prance around in the middle of the night... ::cough cough:: Okay, nevermind.

Posted by Marie at September 4, 2003 1:29 PM


Yeah, but watching him get his hair right would be hysterical.

Posted by: ArchPundit at September 4, 2003 9:31 PM

Does G-Rod have boobies? Then I am guessing that stunt wouldn't go over so well with the general public. ;)

A sad double-standard, I know, but it seems to hold true... (and I know you were just joking)

Posted by: Jeff at September 6, 2003 10:39 AM

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