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Friday, November 28, 2003


Someone please tell me the LoveLump isnít real. Iím losing it here. It canít be real. Right? If by some chance it turns out to be real, and if any anyone out there is planning on spending $34,000 on a first issue, please please please let me know first. (I know it's not real.)

As seen on Die Puny Humans.

Posted by Marie at November 28, 2003 11:54 PM


ROFL.. First of all if I was planning on buying it I wouldnt admit it here. Second, if I had that much money to spend on something like that, I would pay for the real thing ahahahaha.. thats kinds sick. I thought the second one was even more disturbing than the first.

Posted by: Tudy at November 29, 2003 7:00 AM

OMG! A Hermaphroditic genetically mutated Love toy! Who thought that up! The second one is like something from a bad Sci Fi Flick!

Posted by: Doc at November 29, 2003 8:03 AM

What if I spent all that money and it died on me?.... What is the lifespan?

Posted by: Mikey at December 14, 2003 10:12 AM

Lives 5-7 yrs with proper care

Posted by: EvilBunny at December 17, 2003 9:36 PM

OKay... This goes to show the extent of humankinds insanity... Where is the love.. In Love lumps mission statement they wanted to "free from the pain of loneliness and frustration"... Where is the companionship in tissue, Come on, sometimes the best part of love is the lying next to the person after... What are you going to do? Water it? This is the most hilarious and disturbing thing I ever saw!

I just want to know if its STD and HIV tested?? And how to clean it..!?!?!?!

Posted by: Anti LoveLump at December 30, 2003 10:24 PM

Disturbing and hilarious and it can't be real.
the link isn't working anymore. Too bad, I wanted to share it with my friends!
Anyone know how to view it now?

Posted by: Lumpy Love at February 19, 2004 2:15 PM

What in the world?!!!! im completely flabbergasted....My friends and i were shocked and disturbed....If this thing ever trully does exist i know we're in for trouble! Yikes!

Posted by: kate at March 21, 2004 8:07 PM

Hey, some people need something like this. I would pay taxes for something like this for our jail system or even for reserch for guys who can get it up for there partners. as sick as it looks all it needs a little more human touch. Like maybe one part not two. Its a start but if we open our minds and think of a bigger picture than yourself getting off. Very highly sexual partners can no only get off but maybe not cheat on their partner there's a number of other things that can come from this sience. How about these guys work on replaces human body parts or something!!!!! Great Job on this finding

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Posted by: OpenMinded at March 27, 2004 12:22 PM

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Posted by: Marie at March 27, 2004 6:18 PM