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Sunday, April 18, 2004

Apprentice advice

When you start your new job tomorrow, make sure you get a really good assistant. In addition to having energy, brains, and personality, he or she should be fearless to taking on any task. Don’t ever hesitate to confide in her. Lavish her with the same kind of respect you would give your boss. Give her all the tools she’ll need to do the job. Pay her a ton of money. Then, sit back and let the job get done and done right.

Posted by Marie at April 18, 2004 9:53 PM


... And make sure your assistant can make coffee.

Did I say that out loud?

Posted by: Bill Dennis at April 18, 2004 10:08 PM

Uh no. In the immortal words of The Donald, "you're fired!"

Posted by: Marie at April 18, 2004 10:51 PM


And the comment about "coffee" wasn't what I originally wanted to write about what to look for in an assistant.

But I didn't want to make a boob out of myself.

Posted by: Bill Dennis at April 18, 2004 10:58 PM