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Wednesday, January 12, 2005

Five coffin run vehicles

From traditional to thrilling:

  1. Skateboard – prone position, not sitting the way sissies like me do
  2. Roller skates ala duckwalk a/k/a shoot the duck
  3. Wheelchair
  4. Grocery cart
  5. Gurney – totally restrained and strapped down

EDIT: WARNING! Do NOT attempt any of these. It's too dangerous. Just walk it.

SECOND EDIT: To correct a typo of the life altering kind. Whew!

Posted by Marie at January 12, 2005 9:52 PM