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Monday, January 17, 2005

Five reality shows the networks will never consider

  1. Root canal with an insane dentist who has a severe case of the shakes
  2. Five flamingly queer black male nurses for the bigoted curmudgeonly senior citizen patient
  3. Dude, you've got botulism!
  4. Unemployment, foreclosure, bankruptcy, severe depression, and homelessness in the middle of winter in International Falls, Minnesota, for the middle aged family man
  5. Your husband is an abusive drunk, your teenage daughter is pregnant and addicted to crack, your son operates a meth lab in the basement, and you're trapped

Inspired by the master of 5ives

Posted by Marie at January 17, 2005 8:58 PM

Comments

Ha! So far I've had no luck pitching my "Pet Survivor" idea. All the contestants are ready: a poodle, pitbull, rottweiler, vietnamese potbelly pig, a bunny, a goldfish named Herman, and Miss Wilson's pre-K class gerbil.

Posted by: Joe at January 18, 2005 10:31 PM