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Thursday, April 06, 2006

Five things about a good place

  1. No one knows your name
  2. Straight middle aged white guys sing, "(I Love) a Man With 18 Wheels," loud
  3. The bartender has to ask somebody how to make a Bloody Mary
  4. Learn from the wisdom of your daughter, who is much too wise for her years
  5. You can pencil roll home if you get too far gone to drive

Posted by Marie at April 6, 2006 11:50 PM