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Thursday, October 05, 2006

IMing with Allie

Her hi are you a 16 year old page? my name is senator foley...do you want to drink wine with me at my house this weekend?
Her hi are you a 16 year old page? my name is senator foley...do you want to drink wine with me at my house this weekend?

[whereupon I yelled into the other room, "he went from congressman to senator?"]

Her i meant congressman
Her close enough
Her i need to go vote on a bill
Her brb
Me wait
Her yes?
Me can you do something for me first?
Her well, actually if you want to keep your position i suggest you do something for me
Me I need you to do something, seriously!
Her do you have a webcam?
Her its half naked thursday here on the world wide web, and i would like for you to share....
Me no but I have a lap top could you unhook it ... you can turn on the living room light
Her oh, thats supposed to be incentive? the living room light, eh?
Me hehehehehe
Me you know you like it
Her yeah baby
Her do you think you could steal some of your brothers underwear for me?
Me afaterwards we can go on the porch and smoke fatties together
Her like a "J"?
Me oh ... today my boss ws looking out the window and she says, " look at that girl walking down the side walk smoking a cigar!"
Me she said, "is that supposed to be crack?"
Me I said that's a fattie
Her what did she say? call congressman foley catheter?
Me I learned it from Senator Foley
Her LOLOLOLOL
Her is away at 11:53:06 PM.
Me are you there?

Auto response from Her i am a congressman, and i have to go vote on a bill right now, talk to you later...

Posted by Marie at October 5, 2006 11:58 PM