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Thursday, March 13, 2014

We never have to fake it




Plant shadow.


No outlet. Or, as we like to say in Little Paris, no ooh-lay. *snort* (There is no Little Paris in Springfield.)


Search for tavern on the Google map app on Android. It totally misses Spammy's, which is half a block from Endres.


Search for bars. It finds both Spammy's and Endres.


Search for FBI, and it takes you to headquarters in Washington, D.C., totally missing the FBI, which is four blocks from here. I suspect that's more of a function of the way the FBI wants it, rather than Google not knowing.

* What if Google Maps on mobile got it all wrong?

* As soon as President Obama gave his amazeballs performance on Between Two Ferns, everybody predicted the Right would go into a complete tizzy. And they did. You guys are too easy.

* "Abe Lincoln would not have done it."

* Leah! Ah! Leah! Here we go again!

Posted by Marie at March 13, 2014 9:39 PM