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Thursday, March 13, 2014

We never have to fake it

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Plant.

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Plant shadow.

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No outlet. Or, as we like to say in Little Paris, no ooh-lay. *snort* (There is no Little Paris in Springfield.)

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Search for tavern on the Google map app on Android. It totally misses Spammy's, which is half a block from Endres.

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Search for bars. It finds both Spammy's and Endres.

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Search for FBI, and it takes you to headquarters in Washington, D.C., totally missing the FBI, which is four blocks from here. I suspect that's more of a function of the way the FBI wants it, rather than Google not knowing.

* What if Google Maps on mobile got it all wrong?

* As soon as President Obama gave his amazeballs performance on Between Two Ferns, everybody predicted the Right would go into a complete tizzy. And they did. You guys are too easy.

* "Abe Lincoln would not have done it."

* Leah! Ah! Leah! Here we go again!

Posted by Marie at March 13, 2014 9:39 PM